Look, it's a weird pitch.
The "ROI"... is YOU.
I do this five-month archetypal intensive every year inside REWILDING.
And every year, the marketing bit always feels a little… weird.
Because there’s simply no bait-and-switch.
This five-month Rite of Passage will not “fix” you.
It will do nothing to make you more “efficient” or “productive” or “calm”.
It certainly won’t make you more money.
It’s five months of mapping our psyches to the many glorious overlapping cycles of nature…
…so as to meet — and then untangle — ALL of our colonial indoctrination, at the roots…
…across the entire spectrum of our humanity, of the world, and of our place in it.
A lot of the time, it’s massively uncomfortable.
Liberation that’s lasting, often is.
Basically, I know it’s a bit of a weird pitch.
Like “hey, wanna come and trigger a big ol existential crisis and have all your comfy illusions about yourself and the world shattered? It’s fun, promise!”
**jazz hands**
But!!!
I know for a fact there ARE loads of people who are lit all the way the fuck up for this type of work.
I hang out with them every Monday.
It’s the highlight of my week.
I know there are loads of people who are lit all the way the fuck up by it, who haven’t joined us yet.
Work like this is meant to be done in relationship.
It needs a structured map.
And a community of folks with a shared interest in each other’s liberation.
Laughter helps.
It’s not your “classic” pay-off.
There’s no “ROI” that I can point to.
What you “get” out of this work… is you.
Your aliveness.
Your wild humanity.
Your essence.
Your creativity.
Your brilliance.
Your grounded sense of Self.
Your clarity on precisely what your role is in the currently-ongoing revolution.
You get everything that colonial capitalism too from you.
After this five-month intensive, you’ll have a clearer and truer idea of who you are, why you’re here, and precisely what it is you’re going to give to the movement for all our liberation.
You’ll have the tools and frameworks to DEEPEN into this clarity, over and over, for the rest of your life — even as you continue to evolve and shift and change (because, yknow, cycles.)
You’ll have a community of ferociously loving intersectional feminists around you to champion you in your recovery, and to hold you with tender accountability to your decolonised humanity.
This year’s round begins on March 20, with the zodiac new year.
Every year is different, we’ll never be doing it precisely like this again.
Join us.
We’d so love to have you. ❤️
